Saturday, 17 October 2026

Sunday workout plans

Happy Dussehra to you too! May your fitness journey involve fewer wrestling experiences with massage therapists and significantly more festive workout and healthy balanced diet.
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​The Sunday Chronicles: From Wresting Chambers to Dhunuchi Naach

​Sleep Status: Secured a glorious two hours of sleep. I am officially calling this my revolutionary "advanced recovery technique" and completely call it blissful. 

​Yesterday's Spa Experience: Decided to treat myself to a relaxing Balanese massage. Instead, I accidentally signed up for an elite wrestling training camp. The therapist tried to fold me into a human origami swan, bent my legs into dimensions physicists haven't discovered yet, and evicted some ancient stress knots from my neck. I spent half the session screaming and the other half wondering if I should close my eyes tight and say Hanuman chalisa!

​Today's Workout Plan: Durga Puja pandal hopping! My official cardio will consist of aggressive dancing to drum beats (Dhunuchi Naach).
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I’ll try to capture the performance practice on video, provided my newly cracked-open neck doesn't snap off first.

​Wishing you a fantastic, healthy, and knot-free Dussehra!

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